last will and testament

This is the last will and testament of Vlad(islav) Sean Warwick Bambrough dated 20 april 2015 ad, signed 14 May 2015, and updated 22 july 2016, and overrides any & all past wills (& codicils) that contradict.

1. If i am still alive and not dead and am incapacitated (lost mental/physical health/ability to take care of myself (eg a stroke)) and forced into hospital or old peoples home or other "care" institution then:

(i) all my property (esp my studies papers & books and files & disks) is to be kept as safe as possible for me whether at my place or in storage (and 2ndly as cheap as possible without being unsafe). The door locks must be (upgraded to) the best locks (eg abloy protec), with security warning stickers, and all measures taken to hinder unauthorised, unattented entry by anyone especially neighbours and meter readers. The lawns/grass on driveway side must be concreted, and those at back must be cut about once every 5 weeks with minimal cost to me.

(ii) If possible i prefer to be in family or friends or christian/church care.
But whether in family or friends or christian/church care, or in any hospital or home or institution, i am only to be given unfluoridated (and non-alluminium-added) artesian (preferably not filtered) water (and only food with unfluoridated water in it), and preferably unsprayed food if possible, and no food is to contain any added sugar, and is to have as minimum salt in it as possible; and limited food that i am allergic to.
And i am to be kept from any and all surgery and medications/medicines and radiation/shock treatment other than what is absolutely necessary (and if so with consultation of my pastor/family/friends). If surgery is forced/necessary i prefer key-hole and by an expert. No prostate surgery or brain surgery under any circumstances even if it means death.
I am also to be given decent social (and not just one age or gender) and leisure. I am not to be forced any music/noise etc that i do not like. And 2ndly also all costs to me are to be limited as much as possible.


2. If i am dead then:

(i) all my money/credit/equity and any royalties from my studies discoveries after will/death/burial/etc costs is to be used to preserve my dna (for any possiblity of future children/cloning) and to preserve my studies papers & books (& computer files & disks), both for as long & as safe as possible. But if i have wife & children then half to go equally to them and half used to preserve my studies papers & books & files & disks. I do not want any going to "family" (parents, nephews/neices, cousins, etc) since i am hurt & insulted that i have been denied love/companionship/intimacy/family/children of my own. (But if the courts absolutely refuse to respect my wishes on this then (and only then) is any to be given to my late full-sister Wendy's children.) (I state that I am of sound mind (regardless of my "mental illness(es)".) My equity must be defended from any attacks from neighbours and winz. I have suffered for decades to save what i did (and i have done study/work).

(ii) I prefer if possible to be buried in England, or if that is refused/not-possible then temporarily buried beside my sister Wendy Abernethy in Te Awamutu until possible to move my bones/remains to England or Israel, or if that is also totally refused me then cremated (as long as definitely dead) and all ashes/teeth/etc buried (or else scattered) in England or Israel. I totally oppose any burial in/near Upper Hutt the place of my misery/suffering. (If i am married i wish me and my wife to be buried near each other, but still preferably in UK or Israel.)
I don't donor any parts (though i feel bad about it), unless family or friend really need's part at the time i die.

(iii) i do not want a funeral unless someone else wishes to pay for one or do a free one for me.

(iv) i want all (time and) costs (including legal, selling flat, etc) limited as much as possible as long as my wishes are fulfilled as best as possible.
Please make sure my auto payments to & from others are stopped (including winz, power company, company share flats once my property is secured).
Flat is to be sold for best price possible not cheaply.

(v) in my last will i had appointed Kerry R. Bolton of Paraparaumu as my will's executor and power of attorney and personal representative, but if he is no longer able and/or willing then any "family" or friend or offical court/state approved person, as long as all my will's wishes are fulfilled as best (and then as cheaply) as possible.

(vi) due to the fact that i have been housebound with bad condition and situation i may not have been able to get this signed by myself and two witnesses or legal rep. If so then i beg the court to accept my will and respect my wishes. I am sending an e-copy to a few people who know me. And surely it has my typical personality/thoughts/feelings/opinions/ideas and words/writing style (and fingerprints/signature/handwriting if i can get a printed/written paper copy) in it.

(vii). I and my water containers are to be tested for past/present chemical and biological poisons esp arsenic, cyanide, fluoride as i suspect my delivered water and food was poisoned at times in the last few years.

(viii) If my studies papers, books, disks, etc property has any major biological infection risk then as much of it as possible is to be disinfected as safely as possible, not just thrown out to the rubbish tip. My whole will's main purpose is to preserve my studies and my dna (for any possibility of children or resurrection) as much as possible for as long as possible.

(ix) i wish to express ackonwledgement and thanks to the few people who cared or helped a few times in my "life":
Kerry R Bolton currently of Paraparaumu Beach.
Ian and Teresa Lewis presently of Stokes Valley
Pastor Chris Finlay currently of Upper Hutt baptist (if he wasn't poisoning me).
Pambi Ncube last known corner of Ebdentown St/Fergusson Dr, Upper Hutt.
Philip Rickerby currently of Silverstream?
Matthew Pack currently near Te Aro/Mt Vic/Thorndon.
Rosemary McLennan of Upper or Lower Hutt.
Andrea Stout currently of Tokoroa/"Putaruru".
my real father Ken "Hindson" currently of Featherston.
my friend Quinn Philips currently of Avondale Auckland.
my net/web friend Graham Aspin currently in UK?
Mustafa "JJ" of computer shop Newtown.
And others (i can't list all).
And maybe my mother Jennifer Coutts/Edwards currently of Taita drive for prayers she said she said.
I wish i could leave something to each of you but no one cares about me now re water etc, and if i don't have children and have not had time to do my studies properly then i have to perserve what i can.
Though fact is the last 4 plus years everyone doesn't care an effing stuff about me and the mean cruel hell wrongs been being done to me including the being forced to eat/drink fluoridated water/food eveyrmeal every day by criminal coward elite slavers.